Days of our Lives!

March 14, 2006

One Process Training

Filed under: My Dayz,Top Draws,work(place) — Santhosh @ 4:35 AM

Whew!
Double Whew!
Sigh!
Double Sigh!

Really dunno what else to say. Training? Like Hell!
Our OR lecturer’s sessions look like the most engaging of classes.

Came to office at 8.a.m.
Sivaram came at around 10 in a breathless run (Sivaram of age 33 and a good proper belly).
Reason – a supposed training at 10.
Me totally forgot abt it.
No surprises there!

Selvi supposed to be the initiator – on leave today.
Debashis supposedly to take up charge – he’s on flexi plan.
Hemant now has the baton – left at 4.a.m.
Result – One anxious guy and one irritated, angry, emotional, what-the-f**k guy (me).
Try a early morning training billed to be 4 hours long!

Training supposed to be combined with the USRP team.
USRP manager Damo (Damodharan Swamy or something, the jerk!) kicks up a storm.
Calls fly to Selvi to Debashis to Hemant.
Poor Hemant!
Talks like he’s drugged (he says it’s sleep, me says ’tis vodka more likely).
Result – One angry Damo (the jerk!).

11.a.m
Some 10 ppl have finally come to office and to the meeting room (outta 25).
Connected to the bridge.
Me gets the first shock.
It’s an automated training program.
Meaning – A recorded session with a ppt of some 250 slides to boot.

Start of session.
End of chapter.
Aaah!
The pure feeling of undiluted relaxation!
Hmmmmm!
Next to Ilaiyaraja, I would select a recorded technical session by a Yankee techie anyday.

The session?
One Process – One system for anything and everything related to a particular thing.
No sense?
Me neither!

The second shock?
Poor me!
Things righted somewhat when Archana took up a seat next to mine.
Who is Archana?
The new gal from Orissa in my team.
Been gettin the eye (and givin some too!) for 3 days.
Got to talkin with her on the excuse of this training.
(She takes a lot of notes da!)
After some one hour of high voltage flirting…
Comes the second wave of wanting to cry out.

Me had thought she’s a fresher!
She had thought me a 2 or 3 yrs wrk-ex!
Result – Am being treated like her kid brother!

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10 Comments »

  1. You think I was eyeing you? How mean & sick !Archana

    Comment by Anonymous — March 15, 2006 @ 4:21 PM | Reply

  2. @”Archana”weellll….ummmmmm…Definitely!;-)

    Comment by santhosh — March 15, 2006 @ 6:24 PM | Reply

  3. u stil being treated like a kid brother ????

    Comment by ramsaravana — March 15, 2006 @ 11:12 PM | Reply

  4. I guess a sequel to this post is in order

    Comment by Anonymous — March 15, 2006 @ 11:13 PM | Reply

  5. @ramyep dapoor me!since 2 days she has this look on her face whenever i ask her anything, more sort of a sisterly pat on muh head

    Comment by santhosh — March 16, 2006 @ 12:55 PM | Reply

  6. @anonymousguess it’s u ramas for the sequel, mebbe yeah

    Comment by santhosh — March 16, 2006 @ 12:56 PM | Reply

  7. dai santhosh sandhu gap la sindu paadariya..neways archana will keep an eye on u frm now….after readin this blog..i suppose

    Comment by Karthik ,K.N — March 16, 2006 @ 10:12 PM | Reply

  8. machhaaaaanthanx da

    Comment by Anonymous — March 17, 2006 @ 9:30 PM | Reply

  9. dey macha this curse(watever u call it)will stay with us. started off from tce and continue where ever u go. good chicks are on different floors,other teams,are older to us. here in cal too lucky bastards(who look awful have major babes da) and no females in my team and horrible 3 females on my floor

    Comment by neeraj kumar — March 19, 2006 @ 12:12 PM | Reply

  10. @neeruno ambiguity abt tatit’s the same here, the only good ones who come into my zone here are married n get pregnant within 2 weeks of moving in here…:(

    Comment by santhosh — March 20, 2006 @ 1:57 PM | Reply


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