Days of our Lives!

June 2, 2006

Word meanings as per gender…

Filed under: Mars and Venus — Santhosh @ 9:29 PM

Found this while bloghopping…

  • THINGY (thing-ee) n.
  • Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
  • Male…… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
  • VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
  • Female…… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
  • Male…… Playing cricket without a guard.
  • COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
  • Female…… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
  • Male…… Leaving a note before taking off on a Kodai trip with the pasanga.
  • COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
  • Female…… A desire to get married and raise a family.
  • Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
  • ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
  • Female…… A good movie, concert, play or book.
  • Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
  • MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
  • Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
  • Male…… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
  • REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
  • Female…… A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
  • Male…… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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7 Comments »

  1. Super definations da…

    Comment by Sathappan Sathappan — June 4, 2006 @ 3:40 PM | Reply

  2. good definitios , going seems to be great. womens come first

    Comment by Narayanan — June 5, 2006 @ 12:08 PM | Reply

  3. good one..hey..thanks for the counter tip…got one up an runnin ..couldn afford to mess up esp after u mentioned the verbal percentile 🙂

    Comment by gnothi seauton — June 9, 2006 @ 7:11 PM | Reply

  4. @Sathlong time no see da, welcome back…too busy with your MOCKs eh?

    Comment by santhosh — June 28, 2006 @ 6:27 AM | Reply

  5. @Narainseriously dunno how you manage to find things in my post da…and in case u’re too interested, i’ve not spoken to a gal for more than 5 mins since coll (guess something to do with our pump house)

    Comment by santhosh — June 28, 2006 @ 6:29 AM | Reply

  6. @RaakeshLOLso finally u’ve managed to do some coding eh?and as for ur verbal percentile, had initially planned on doing an entire post on it…BTW, how was the IIML welcome party?

    Comment by santhosh — June 28, 2006 @ 6:32 AM | Reply

  7. vulnerable. LOL!

    Comment by nayana — December 16, 2008 @ 5:10 AM | Reply


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