Days of our Lives!

March 22, 2007

Used to believe!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Santhosh @ 8:04 PM

Came across this awesome site where anyone can enter all those silly(?) notions we used to believe in as “God Promise”.

Some of my favorites in there :

  • Brides become pregnant at the wedding
  • Car signals tell you where to drive
  • Chocolate milk comes from brown cows
  • Condom is short for condominium
  • Ice cream vans only play music when they’ve run out of ice cream
  • If you swallow a seed a plant will grow inside you.
  • If you swallow chewing gum you will die
  • Mirrors are windows to other worlds
  • Oral sex is talking about sex
  • Parents have eyes in the back of their heads.
  • People on TV can see what you’re doing
  • Quarter of an hour is 25 minutes
  • Salt cools food down, pepper warms it up
  • Teachers live at school
  • The person whose birthday is earliest in the year is oldest
  • The world was black and white before colour photographs and colour TV
  • There are monsters living under your bed
  • Toys come alive at night when you’re asleep
  • Trees make the wind blow
  • You can get pregnant from kissing
  • You must marry someone with the same surname as you.

We all are kids inside. Yea, yea, emasculate and sissy and pansy and all that. But I still believe we’re all kids in there. This should bring about a few smiles.
Do check the site out, and do add stuff in.

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