Days of our Lives!

June 21, 2007

Let’s play Tintoretto

Filed under: Comedy-Keemedy,Fiction,Mars and Venus,Top Draws — Santhosh @ 3:58 AM
Read this first.


HE: Hi!
SHE:Mmm
HE: How’s my coochie poochie today?
SHE: Mmm
HE: Is something wrong? You look quiet.
SHE: No.
HE: Sure?
SHE: Mmm
HE: Ok then. – Did Prem call-
SHE: I’m upset with you.
HE: Why?
SHE: You know why.
HE: No! I don’t.
SHE: You know it very well.
HE: No! I don’t. Really!

Now, a quick question for all the HEs (who interact with SHEs) who read this blog. How many among you haven’t ever tasted some flavor of this conversation? I can bet my blog the answer will be zilch. Everyone talks of emotional wars and such – but the above mentioned technique is something SHEs have used masterfully over the years. And boy, does it work like a charm! Coz never in the history of the sexes has a conversation like this taken place:

HE: What happened?
SHE: You know.
HE: Yeah! I do. It is because I forgot that today is the 4th anniversary of the day I bought you the 27th Dairy Milk since we proposed.
SHE: Yes. But I forgive you!

No way. The fairer sex don’t play fair. It’s always like a trailer to a terrifying movie that’s likely to follow, but never will SHE tell HE anything about when the movie is actually gonna release. So what does HE do? HE starts guessing.

HE: What is it? Is it because I called your dumb friend, dumb?
SHE: No. You know what it is.
HE: Is it because I looked at that girl on the road?
SHE: No. You know what it is.
HE: Is it because I gave you only 47 missed calls today?
SHE: No. You know what it is.

And so in quick succession HE accepts everything – from being a stone-hearted, insightless boor to being the reason why India lost the cricket match. And still SHE sits and nods her head. (Point to be noted here is whatever HE’s just told is going to come up right back from SHE a few months down the line. Not now. No Sir! Right now the object of concentration is solely what’s on SHE’s mind).

Now, let’s say HE is in the same situation. What’s the probability that HE would be able to control himself or the situation? The above scene if reversed is likely to be like this :

SHE: You look quiet. What’s wrong?
HE: Nothing.
SHE: Cool. I had a hectic day at work.

That’s it. The tiger that he is, HE jumps up to pour his heart out. “You did this. You kept me waiting 40 mins today. You did that … blah blah blah.” To all this SHE will but utter one silent reply “I just told you I had a terrible day and still … you … never mind.”

Saying this, SHE chews her lips and keeps quiet.
HE stops shouting.
HE looks at her.
HE wonders what to say.
HE innocently asks, “What happened now?”

“You know what happened,” SHE answers. “You know it!”

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20 Comments »

  1. bad bad she!but well, thats the way the system works…imagine a life where she never gets a headache… when would u take a time out for yourself?!!!!!

    Comment by Mark IV — June 22, 2007 @ 2:06 PM | Reply

  2. Lol.. Hilarious but DAMN TRUE!

    Comment by justme — June 22, 2007 @ 7:02 PM | Reply

  3. endha ponnungale ipdi dhan pa

    Comment by Anonymous — June 22, 2007 @ 9:22 PM | Reply

  4. edhuku paeru dhan kadalai aaaaa???

    Comment by vijay — June 23, 2007 @ 4:01 AM | Reply

  5. as usual He-kku thaan bulb!!Why? Why? Why?

    Comment by pras — June 23, 2007 @ 2:12 PM | Reply

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    Comment by Anonymous — June 25, 2007 @ 1:00 PM | Reply

  8. It happens. It is the way she goes about things. we nned to accept it.

    Comment by Narayanan — June 30, 2007 @ 8:30 AM | Reply

  9. @markivpoint taken 😉

    Comment by santhosh — July 1, 2007 @ 8:17 PM | Reply

  10. @justmei knowi know;)

    Comment by santhosh — July 1, 2007 @ 8:18 PM | Reply

  11. @anonaaahaaaa, adhu ne dhanaaa….

    Comment by santhosh — July 1, 2007 @ 8:19 PM | Reply

  12. @vijay,edhuku paeru ‘bulb’

    Comment by santhosh — July 1, 2007 @ 8:19 PM | Reply

  13. @praswhy blood?same blood?life ma

    Comment by santhosh — July 1, 2007 @ 8:20 PM | Reply

  14. @narayananedha solradhuka da ne america la poi MBA padichitruka???

    Comment by santhosh — July 1, 2007 @ 8:21 PM | Reply

  15. hmmm….u seem to have a lot of expertise in the field of human pschycology!!!

    Comment by Anu — July 11, 2007 @ 8:15 AM | Reply

  16. Came here from prabhukrish.netThough you call it the same, I find it very different. Great going!

    Comment by Gayathri — July 21, 2007 @ 1:47 AM | Reply

  17. @Anumind you, expertise is different from experience 🙂

    Comment by santhosh — July 21, 2007 @ 3:27 PM | Reply

  18. @GayathriThanks. And visit again.(yea, i know it sounds cheesy…)

    Comment by santhosh — July 21, 2007 @ 3:28 PM | Reply

  19. I was just thinking, “How cheesy!” and then I see the next line!!!

    Comment by Gayathri — July 21, 2007 @ 5:28 PM | Reply

  20. this way or dat, it ends the same, so Y bother fight it, just accept it n bless us to do better in future.

    Comment by nayana — December 16, 2008 @ 4:50 AM | Reply


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