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September 19, 2007

JB vs JB

Filed under: Comedy-Keemedy — Santhosh @ 2:51 PM

The James Bond series of movies have been taking a beating for offering up bland and superannuated action sequences. The Bourne series in particular has forced Bond to move out into more action rather than the corny one-liners and ludicrous gadgets. But who would win the battle of the spies, if James Bond and Jason Bourne went head to head?

I hate to sound like Rameez Raja’s commentary here, but really, it depends on which Bond we’re talking about, even if it’s all the same script.

Sean Connery’s Bond vs. Bourne : Pretty close, but I’d have to give it to Bourne – his martial arts skills may just be too good for the old fistfighter.
George Lazenby’s Bond : Bourne needn’t bother turning up. Lazenby would have tripped down the stairs in that ridiculous skirt of his from On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
Roger Moore’s Bond : Oh, puhleese. Bourne. In about four seconds.
Timothy Dalton’s Bond : Bourne. Dalton would get The Living Daylights beaten out of him in no time.
Pierce Brosnan’s Bond : Bourne, if the relatives of Brosnan’s dead sidekicks don’t get to him first.
Daniel Craig’s Bond : Bourne, even if this should be about the closest as both are skilled martial artists and Craig looks tough. But I’d still give it to Bourne because of his superior close-in fighting skills and because he can hang off window ledges better.
Ian Fleming’s James Bond : Bond would finish Bourne in his sleep, then go and seduce that Canadian girlfriend of Bourne’s. Shaken, not stirred.

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11 Comments »

  1. nuvu chaala crazy babu… enti ra idhu? i somehow dint like bond at all… ditto with bourne… these movies seem to be like clockwork – to damn precise to be real…

    Comment by crazyBugga — September 19, 2007 @ 9:00 PM | Reply

  2. @crazybuggalolthat’s coz these damn movie makers have cut off all the random parts we have in the novel, and so we end up with the movie that has just what’s required for the complex plot…the Bond movies by the way are way off the track from the Bond novels

    Comment by santhosh — September 19, 2007 @ 9:26 PM | Reply

  3. Connery would have seduced the girlfriend first, then shot Bourne while ordering a martini (shaken, not stirred). All while wearing a white dinner jacket.

    Comment by Richie — September 20, 2007 @ 4:11 AM | Reply

  4. Went above my head… :-sBut men in Bond movies and ofcourse J.Bourne are sure a treat to this eyes.. 😀 Saari off topic poiten! :-s..

    Comment by Curious — September 20, 2007 @ 1:19 PM | Reply

  5. @richieLol. Maybe, but remember, it wouldn’t be the first time that Bourne could come back from the dead@curiousAlways trust a girl to come up with something like this!

    Comment by santhosh — September 20, 2007 @ 6:02 PM | Reply

  6. cha cha… the problem is the comparison is too low grade… CID (Jai) Shankar would bust Bond AND break Bourne, even as he sings a duet with the villain’s stupid mistress…Alexander (Gabutan) just needs a tailcoat to finish off everyone of Bond’s coolest gadgets… MGR can pass off as a top spy with just a little machcham on his left cheek, against Bond’s false face and voice generator thingies….Kollywood RAACKZZZ

    Comment by Mark IV — September 20, 2007 @ 6:39 PM | Reply

  7. I think I would want to have Jason Bourne protecting me, but would rather dash off for a good time with James. (I’ll have to think about this… I would love, love, love to be a Bond girl.) Anyway, I love both of them!

    Comment by diya — September 21, 2007 @ 3:37 PM | Reply

  8. James Bond to Jason Bourne : Dude u dont have sex wid sexy femmes like i doJason Bourne to James : Dude u are a sissy…i dont need a license to kill u…… i ll juz kill u and forget myself….so thatwhen i am back …i ll be telling they forced me to do it…;)

    Comment by Karthik ,K.N — September 21, 2007 @ 10:31 PM | Reply

  9. @markivbut, Thalai pola varuma?@knklolbut true!

    Comment by santhosh — September 25, 2007 @ 3:36 PM | Reply

  10. @diyaBah! Girls!:)

    Comment by santhosh — September 25, 2007 @ 3:36 PM | Reply

  11. Bond would eventually win because, unlike Bourne, he never ages and comes back with a massive face lift every 6-7 years.

    Comment by kumar — October 1, 2007 @ 10:50 AM | Reply


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