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October 14, 2007

Simbu misses out

Filed under: Comedy-Keemedy,My Cup of Socie-Tea — Santhosh @ 11:56 AM

If only Simbu had had the sense to have been born a leetle further north…

Hysterical News Anchor : So, COC, why do you think this happened? But before that, tell me what exactly do you think is going on?

Chennai Correspondent : Thank you, HNA. There has been a huge outcry here because Silambarasan, or Simbu as he is known to his huge fan base, was actually seen announcing that he can’t act and was actually caught on camera talking about it.

Hysterical News Anchor : That was our special reporter COC, who had joined us from our office in Chiinai telling us that Simbu was actually seen announcing on TV that he can’t act and in fact his exact words were “Enakku nadikka theriyadhuyaa”. We move now to our correspondent, OLC, in Chiinai who is actually on the location where the incident occurred and who has the latest information. So OLC, COC has just spoken to us from Chiinai and told us that Simbu was actually seen claiming that he can’t act. How do you think Vijay TR, or Karadi to us all, is feeling at the moment?

On Location Correspondent : Thank you EVA. Yes, it is true that Simbu was actually seen claiming he can’t act and was actually videographed when he was announcing it. We have NOT been able to talk to Karadi yet. However, I am sure he has heard about this incident and it is possible that he may have already spoken to Simbu earlier today about this incident.

Hysterical News Anchor : That was our special reporter OLC who had joined us from the actual scene of the incident, telling us that Karadi may have already spoken to Simbu earlier today about this incident. So tell me OLC, do you think that this is indicative of the fact that Simbu’s standing as a superstar, however LITTLE, has been on the rocks for a while now.

On Location Correspondent : Exactly EVA. I completely agree that this does put an end to the speculation that things have not been going well for Simbu for a while now. This unfortunate event now confirms these reports and I think we can say quite definitely that his standing as an actor is now on troubled waters.

Hysterical News Anchor : However, OLC is it not true that Simbu has been known as someone who can’t act earlier as well and has he not still starred as a hero after intense media speculation. Besides, mustn’t we allow for the fact that Prithviraj is after all more muscled and looks like he could even lift Sangeetha who was one of the panel of judges, and Simbu is but a sullan. Is it not possible that Simbu could have been intimidated by Prithviraj who in fact has earlier gone on record that nepotism plays a huge role in Kollywood?

On Location Correspondent : Exactly EVA. I completely agree that Prithviraj is indeed well built and that has been evident even in ‘Savaal’ when he was reported to have single-handedly pushed an empty coke bottle up an incline with his nose, and so it is natural for Simbu to be a little intimidated by him. It is also true that there have previously been reports that Simbu cannot act but he has still come back, so as you say, there is a strong possibility that this may happen in this case as well.

Hysterical News Anchor : We now move to our office in Chiinai where we are joined by our special correspondent, COC who has a special guest, Director DIR. Hello, COC and DIR. We have just been talking to our correspondent OLC who joined us from the actual location of the reported incident to tell us that news of this incident has reached Chiinai and possibly is now known by Karadi.

Director DIR with Chennai Correspondent : Yes, I think by now Karadi would be aware of the news but at this point I feel I should tell you that there has been much speculation over this previously also, especially after Simbu’s 7th successive flop and so –

Hysterical News Anchor : Thank you DIR, but we’re running short of time here, so could you quickly tell us how this may affect Simbu as a person since it’s now known that Simbu actually announced that he can’t act when he told on TV “Enakku nadikka theriyadhuyaa”……

Thanks to carelesschronicles
Part 1 : Megavideo, Youtube.
Part 2 : Megavideo, Youtube.



  1. Was there ever a glimmer of possible coincidence that Simbu can act???? Whoa! talk about delusion! But I didn’t think he was such a nincompoop as to actually voice the truth. Karadi must have threatened him with a bear hug( needless to say that would asphyxiate the hugged)Love the way you emphasized the constant (and often unnecessary)stress on words the anchors use. 😀

    Comment by atomicgitten — October 14, 2007 @ 11:44 AM | Reply

  2. simbu pathi oru separate post aaa?

    Comment by kumar — October 15, 2007 @ 2:53 AM | Reply

  3. and mapi, going for that desert trek kya?

    Comment by kumar — October 15, 2007 @ 2:54 AM | Reply

  4. @atomicgittenyeah, should have been a bear hug or a beer hug!@kumarnope da, goin for a trek in Goa actually (couldn’t find anybody else for the desert trek)

    Comment by santhosh — October 15, 2007 @ 2:27 PM | Reply

  5. dude… ive mailed my no to ur orkut mailbox… check it n give me a call asap… hopefully in a cpl of hrs

    Comment by Mark IV — October 16, 2007 @ 12:48 PM | Reply

  6. RMAOThis is so so like the way these guys talk on any of our news shows, making news – in more ways than one!!!

    Comment by pras — October 17, 2007 @ 1:57 AM | Reply

  7. I think you have wonderful observational skills and with your excellent sense of humour, you write in a captivating way! Keep it up!

    Comment by first time blogger — October 17, 2007 @ 7:07 PM | Reply

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