Days of our Lives!

December 17, 2007

25 things Venus should have learnt from Mars!

Filed under: Mars and Venus,Tagged — Santhosh @ 12:09 AM

In direct collision-inciting response to this :). Remember Curious, you started it.

~ Pink is not a colour!
~ The weight matters?
~ Reverse gear is never near the first gear. And that car in the rear-view is not in front of you.
~ “Just Looking” exists.
~ The label on the inner sole of a super-tight (and super-expensive) pair of heels doesn’t have to match with the colour, texture and lustre of the bit of metal on the hair band.
~ The power button in the TV remote is not technology.
~ “Chumma dhan irukaen” is not a verb.
~ Shopping is NOT a sport/hobby/pastime/work/chore/entertainment and is NOT supposed to be done just because you’re depressed/happy/sad/alive. Daddy pavam, Hubby pavam.
~ Matter movies are a genre of movies.
~ Homework assignments don’t necessarily need to be done.
~ A handbag shouldn’t weigh the same as a dumbbell.
~ The icecream and chocolates taken in the first 20 yrs contribute to the kgs in the next 20.
~ Sports transcends life.
~ Computers are easy to operate.
~ How to lie without your eyes darting all around the place.
~ The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Everyone knows that. Everyone except that bleddy microwave.
~ Considering you the MOST important thing is absolutely different from thinking you’re the ONLY important thing.
~ A home isn’t required to be maintained like a museum. That bit of graffiti on the wall or the bit of sauce spilt on the couch is not worth the emotional melodrama.
~ Tears shouldn’t be used this frequently. Even if they always work.
~ It’s not required to “Choooo Chweeeet” every pink-faced bundle below 5 yrs you set eyes upon.
~ The above point also goes for ’em guys Maddy and Hrithik. (also check this and this for a former chweetie).
~ One can’t score goals in cricket. And Azharuddin is no more the captain.
~ If you don’t want an answer, then why ask the question?
~ Backbenchers are humans too.
~ “I don’t know” IS a real answer!
~ Men are smart(er). Period. :-p

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14 Comments »

  1. Arvind is chooooo chweet na…..even now?

    Comment by Anonymous — December 17, 2007 @ 4:25 AM | Reply

  2. lol.. Matter is a genre of movies made me laugh out loud such that my irritatingly lazy roomies actually came out of their rooms 🙂

    Comment by justme — December 17, 2007 @ 7:31 AM | Reply

  3. LOL Good One! 🙂

    Comment by Aparna — December 17, 2007 @ 8:55 AM | Reply

  4. So whatever!!! (rolling eyes)”Men are smart” yea like kazhuvare meenu le Nazhuvare meenu????? 😀

    Comment by Curious — December 17, 2007 @ 9:59 AM | Reply

  5. what have you got against pink??????

    Comment by The Artist — December 18, 2007 @ 12:25 PM | Reply

  6. matter is a genre? like there are actually other types???? which one does billa fall into mate?And Azharuddin is no more the captainatheist! captain, gaputan or gabtaan.. there is only one…. and no one seems too much to be auditioning for replacements either!

    Comment by Mark IV — December 21, 2007 @ 5:25 PM | Reply

  7. excellent post.. pakka bathiladi, each line is enjoyable…

    Comment by Boopathy — December 25, 2007 @ 11:21 AM | Reply

  8. @anonHow old are YOU anyway?@justmeHmmm. Better check out what your irritatingly lazy roomies are really doing in their rooms.

    Comment by santhosh — December 30, 2007 @ 1:55 AM | Reply

  9. @aparnaThe last one? ;)@curiousIs this by any chance related to “How to lie without your eyes darting all around the place.”???@the artistUh, um, duh, well…

    Comment by santhosh — December 30, 2007 @ 1:59 AM | Reply

  10. @markivBilla falls under the unwatchable genre. And No No No!@boopathy:)

    Comment by santhosh — December 30, 2007 @ 2:02 AM | Reply

  11. Strayed, read!Bleddi good one – [i]Matter movies are a genre of movies.[/i]

    Comment by Incognito — January 25, 2008 @ 11:44 AM | Reply

  12. wah gyaanlooks like you’ve used all that time you spent with girls when in college rather well 😀

    Comment by karthi — August 9, 2008 @ 2:30 AM | Reply

  13. so whts wrong with maddy and hrithik n abhishek n…. they r really really choooooo chweeeet! Y jealous?

    Comment by nayana — December 16, 2008 @ 4:08 AM | Reply

  14. The best of your blogs.. thoughts wise 🙂

    Comment by VICHU — February 21, 2009 @ 1:30 PM | Reply


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